Nasty Humans

I just couldn't believe it! Last night I was perfectly happy sleeping on a pillow when all of a sudden I was falling. I couldn't work it out until I realised that that nasty girl had just rolled me off my pillow at the head of the bed. And to my disgust took it to use herself. I mean why couldn't she just get her own pillow. I had worked so hard to shed enough fur all over it to make it comfy. I mean really the audacity of it all. And then she had the nerve to pick me up and throw me out the door when I tried to make nice, thinking that maybe I could share with her.

What's a cat to do. All I wanted was to sleep and then had to settle for a couch to lie on. I mean really...