A Response to Q

I was thrilled recently to hear that my life's ramblings were going to be broadcast to millions... well hundreds of students... in the Blog review section of NUX. However, I was disgusted and horrified at the journalistic lies!! Firstly, I would like to put the record straight; I am not female I am a manly male cat who likes wearing a tiara... ok? Q needs to print an apology in at least the next 3 issues highlighting points as to why I am the manliest beast she has ever heard of and let the world know what happens to incompetant journalists who print incorrect facts.

Secondly, everything you read in my amazing and PERFECT blog is true. Nothing is fabricated or imagined. That is what makes it so spectacular because it is my real-life adventures... duh... what would be the point of fabricating nonsense. I'm not a lawyer for God's sake, I don't lie or cheat! And lastly, how dare anyone say that "originality is not [my] forte" and that I am anti-social. I am very original, how many other cats do you see writing a blog may I ask you? And why on earth would I direct you away from my wonderful insight to somebody else's drivel? It is obvious to see that Q has issues about her own blog and feels the need to criticise mine. Just because I have legions of fans is no reason to get jealous. I'm sure you will get there eventually if you just tried a little harder and learnt to pull off the tiara look