Apologies

I am horrified to report that an apology from NUX has still not been received. This is one of the most unprofessional newspapers I have ever dealt with. They should be good enough toprint an apology for implying that I am female when I am as male as Brad Pitt, even more so because I don't do children! All I was asking for was a little common decency, but as of yet it has not surfaced. I will keep you all posted on the developments once I have consulted with my lawyer. And for all you NUXy people out there be afraid because I know shit-loads!!

But anyway, life besides the traumatisation of NUX has been relativley wonderful at the moment. My only complaint is that while it was pouring last night from that awesome storm we had those stupid humans did the dumbest, stupidest, idiotic (you get the picture) thing ever!! After the thunder I knew that I had to take up my guard cat position under the dining room sideboard just in case any strays tried to take shelter in my house. I mean we can't have hobos roaming my kingdom. Anyway, I was running past the fridge keeping low, in typical espionage fashion I saw that that stupid filthy beast of a dog was taking shelter in the kitchen.

Just because he's not a proper MAN (NUX pay attention here) and is scared of a little thunder, hiding between the deep freeze and the fridge, does not mean that he should be allowed in my kitchen. Put him in the garage where he belongs.... OUTSIDE!!!! Why is it that no-one can accept that it's my house and I decide who gets to come in and go out. Speaking of which I need to lay down the law with those damn humans........ No leaving til I am fed, groomed, and placed on my pillow dammit!!!